When you first whipped out your tiny little cock I thought you were playing a joke on me. I've never even heard of a guy having a dick as small as yours.

Oh my god, that tiny little thing between your legs barely even counts as a cock. I thought I had seen some tiny, pathetic little dicks before, but yours definitely takes the cake.

Is that tiny little thing supposed to be some kind of joke? Your cock is really that small??? HAHAHAHAHA!!! That tiny little baby penis is too fucking funny.

I'm not going to lie. That is, by far, the smallest penis I have ever seen in my entire life. I thought I knew what I small cock was but when you whipped out that tiny thing.

Wow, that tiny little dick of yours is not going to work for more, I need a helluva lot more than you've got down there. It's no wonder you haven't gotten laid in forever, all the girls must laugh right in your face.

Don't try to deny it, you have a tiny penis and you know it. There is no way to rationalize it, it's fucking pathetic. It's really sad how you are in denial about how small your dick is.